I congratulate you on being perceptive enough to click the somewhat hidden link. In honor of your victory, I shall tell you my middle name, which is Vincent. Yes, I know, Vincent. Anyone could have guessed it, and I suppose that isn't a very great reward for such an amazing feat, so I guess I'll give you a virtual cookie instead.
*Gives virtual cookie*
There you go, and best wishes! Hope it's a good cookie, that was my last one.
-MVM